Magic Mommy Land

This is my Magic Mommy Land. It has lots of cool stuff

This Grandma lives in my house. She looks at my Pinterest and does all the cool stuff Ive pinned. She even makes cookies... with cornstarch.

 Any time anybody hashtags a picture of their kid on facebook, it pulls up this and makes me laugh

This video phone is in my kitchen. And Dr. Noodle calls around 4 every day to discuss my concerns.

I got this for Christmas 

This is my friend Ned. Ned made these headphones for me.

Whenever someone starts talking about their f@#$ing organic onesies, genital mutilation, 

or how their child has never had sugar or watched TV, these headphones start playing

Queen: Greatest Hits.

I give my kid this all the time

typos still happen in Magic Mommy Land

 This little cutie comes and lulls us to sleep every night at a respectable hour. 

And finally, my favorite part about Magic Mommy Land...

Whenever me, Jeff and Jack are in this fort, time stands still and no body else exists. Jack and I cuddle while Dad and all Jack's stuffed animals put on a circus for us.