Pregnancy nightmares

There are a few things about pregnancy that I didnt expect. Like the constant stains on the belly part of my shirt from cooking. Or that Jack's kicks sometimes hurt. Or how real nesting is...

but another thing I didnt expect is the dreams! I posted about my RuPaul dream earlier- today, funny enough, I had a nightmare about Conservatives.



I dreamt that we were going for a doctor's visit and the hospital was right down the street from our house. Everything was fine when we went in. We left, but I remembered that they didnt check Jack's heart, so we went back. When we got there, there was about 5 women with signs protesting Planned Parenthood and had the gall to say something about me going in to have an abortion.

I snapped back at them that me and 99% of the women coming in were here to get prenatal care (There wasnt even a Planned Parenthood in the building)

So we go in, come back out, and the crowd was enormous. Apparently my "liberal" comments were made well aware to the crowd.

We made it home, no problem- until a man came into our hose and started loading up a bag with our stuff. Jeff made me go in our room and call the cops. He confronted the man and all I could hear him saying was "LIBERAL SCUM! YOU DONT DESERVE ANY OF THIS!" So the 911 lady said she would send someone and I pulled out my mace from my purse.

I walked over to the man who was furiously (mindlessly) loading up on the stupidest stuff from our house we didnt even care about. I told him "Im going to spray you if you dont leave" He didnt leave, and I sprayed him. He was undeterred, but hurt none the less. We went outside and waited and waited and the cops never showed up, but the man appeared, freashly showered.

We went back inside and were relieved to hear foot steps coming up the porch until we realized it was 3 more people trying to break into the "liberals' house". Then I woke up all scared.

For a long while I felt like the extreme right has been blindly doing things without paying attention to anybody else but themselves (maced mobman) but then adding a little cherry on top (like trying to take away any prenatal testing or BC) that just pisses everyone off (aka maced-mob-man deciding to then take a shower in our home after robbing it) but damn! I never expected to have a freaking nightmare about it.